"My husband says it’s not my chin hairs that embarrass him, it’s how I’m constantly trying to yank them out in public."
"It takes my husband longer to choose a rental car online than it did for us to choose the names for our sons."
"My wife’s favorite hobby is texting me a question and not reading the answer."
"It's not fair to say my wife holds a grudge. She has every right to be angry about that cabinet I left open six years ago."
"My wife said she hides snacks from me so she can put them out when guests come over, in case you were wondering why I invited you here tonight."
Married life in a nutshell.
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