He used to look at me from across a crowded bar or party with eyes that subtly hinted, "Let's get out of here." Now, he looks at me from across the house with eyes that basically scream, "You could use a shower, a glass of wine, or maybe something stronger."
Some of these are NSFW.
Unsurprisingly, many involve food.
“Normal weight people whose spouses went from being normal weight to obese were more likely to become obese."
We love and appreciate all of our friends and family, but guess what? WE come first... and we don't want you to take that personally!