When the All-Star pitcher was dealt to Boston, it was the fourth time he was traded in six years.
VIP Vasectomy Weekend. That's right. When you are truly ready to cut the chord, literally, and call it quits with having any more kids, the best and only way to go is to proudly cross the River Zero Sperm with a weekend that begins, and ends, with everything, and anything, that makes you happy!
He's out of treatment and ready to go for next season.
From goaded to G.O.A.T.
Another year, another victory for the billy goat.
It'll put you in a trance.
"There was a little bit of clicking back and forth."
A 100 mph fastball is nothing for this guy.