Some husbands like to complain that once they put a ring on it or get in a long term committed relationship the sex dies
You feel like you've been through the washing machine at 6 a.m. and want to close your eyes so badly just when you're supposed to be starting your day.
The IRA set off bombs in pubs, department stores, shopping centers, and subway stations and on busy roadways. There was no way to know what their target might be and when they might choose to strike. Yes, Egypt could still deteriorate that far, but it hasn't yet.
Holding a baby is delicious -- but holding your two infants at the same time is nothing short of a miracle.
You do more pretend cooking in a miniature kitchen than you do actual cooking in the full-sized one (and frankly, you're not sure which meals taste better).
At about 2 ½, M was diagnosed with Sensory Processing Disorder. From that point on, it was an emotional roller coaster filled with ups and downs, different doctors, confusing information, conflicting info from school and of course way too much Googling by Mom.
If this tiny, guileless thought could make me feel so great, why can't we train our children to say things that will make us feel hipper, younger and smarter?
It's sleepaway camp season and everyone is getting their calls from the kiddos. I've found a pattern: I desperately want to strangle my husband after each call.
Sending the kids to camp is supposed to be this delightfully awesome time of freedom and reprieve, but it's not for me.
At a baseball game recently, a mom friend and I were having a bout of witty banter that went terribly, horribly, irrefutably awry.