This is why you're ravenous after a bad night's sleep.
They didn't stand a chance.
Because under-the-influence eating is a universal truth that no one is immune to, we asked several great chefs around the country to give us the scoop on what they eat after they imbibe. Even folks like Justin Warner can fall prey to 1am 7-Eleven taquitos.
The fastest way to get people to eat their vegetables is to fry them. Or, as Amanda Cohen of the famed New York City vegetarian
Can we all just take a moment to honor these boxes of baked goods? They've been there for us. Let's be there for them.
You may never need to eat again.
And no, he hasn't turned into a Ninja Turtle yet.
If you could eat like a teenager again, would you?