"At the naked beach, my children saw elderly bodies, overweight bodies, and bodies of people who have disabilities, all of which are good and valuable bodies, despite being rarely represented in our culture."

With security officials avoiding the rain, the naked man had free rein, using the infield tarp as his own Slip 'N Slide.

"Maskity masks and the maskless Karen, take a big whiff of the virus she’s sharing," goes the "One Week" spoof from "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert."

A former Russian military officer completed a topless skydive in minus 58 degree Fahrenheit conditions, breaking the record for the coldest ever half-naked skydive.