The King of Pop once pitched himself for a role in "The Sandman."
Acclaimed author Neil Gaiman also chimed in on a petition about the Amazon series mistakenly addressed to Netflix.
The troll freaked out because the voice of God in the fantasy comedy is played by a woman, and Adam and Eve are black.
McDormand will voice the creator in the end-of-the world Amazon show Good Omens.
She stars as an alien in 1970s England alongside Alex Sharp and Nicole Kidman.
And if we raise $500,000, he'll recite the entire Cheesecake Factory menu.
John Cameron Mitchell's adaptation of the Neil Gaiman story opens this year.