"Checking in at the main office, we were greeted by a shirtless innkeeper. When he stepped out from behind the counter, I realized he was completely nude."
"What awaits a monogamous lesbian on vacation by herself with mostly heterosexual couples looking to play? A lot of fun."
But the nudists aren't going down without a fight.
No doubt Brad Pitt is celebrating National Nude Day.
Sneak peek at TLC's newest series "Buying Naked."