What if your CAPS LOCK button quits? That would give you a tick and a stutter. And if I were to take away your exclamation point -- how might you unleash your venom?

Many parents debate when the pacifier love affair should end. My husband and I have taken a joint position on this one

Although some superhero babies sleep 10-12 hours straight starting around 3-4 months of age, most infants wake up during the night and cry out for their parents. There are scientific reasons and some developmental and behavioral explanations for these awakenings.

Know that the only thing keeping you from ending the soother reign is your own fear. Fear that your child will always be using a soother. Forever.