parrot

The kangaroo's Louisiana owners could reportedly face charges if they don't give up the marsupial.
Bird lover and self-described “Parrotman” Ted Richards had his face tattooed with feathers, cut off his ears and risked going blind by having his eyes colored with ink.
The two female birds don't mind sharing the male -- but they don't like sharing food.
If this is real, you can knock us over with a feather.