The surprising truth about the U.S.'s embarrassingly low HPV vaccination rates.
No one wants to talk about it, but HPV (human papilloma virus) is common, sexually-transmitted, and can cause suffering and reduced quality of life. This is serious stuff, and you should take a moment to think about it now.
Stealing a patient's penis without his permission -- regardless of the vegetable it resembles -- seems pretty harmful to me.
Imagine going into a hospital for a circumcision at the age of 60-something like Phillip Seaton did back in 2007. Imagine, then, how Seaton must have felt when he awoke to find... wait for it... wait for it... his penis had been amputated.