Pigeons

New York’s Wild Bird Fund said it believes the bird, which they named Flamingo, was killed by “inhaling the toxins.”
Bird experts are split on whether it's real or fake.
"She is a pretty nice roommate and doesn't get on my nerves."
Some birds, it turns out, can be taught to read. Or at least spell-check.
It's believed that the birds are taken to Pennsylvania where it's legal to shoot them for sport.
Through food reinforcement training, the birds had a "remarkable ability" to distinguish malignant and benign tissue.
Hey, little bird, you got some cream cheese and lox to go with that thing?