Pita Taufatofua

Is it even an Olympics ceremony now without Pita Taufatofua and his oiled-up torso?
The Tongan flag bearer and cross-country skier stole the show once more.
"Gerard got the gold early, I hear him cussin’, only 17, still doper than the Russians."
His performance wasn't great, but then again he only recently learned to ski.
“The first step, finish before they turn the lights off."
Pita Taufatofua hasn't heard from his family after a tropical cyclone smashed his homeland.
Spoiler alert: It wasn't to make us all swoon.