plane safety

Let me preface this story by saying that my intention is not to cause any alarm -- if anything, I feel even more safe flying after my experience last night.
There's quite a few things pilots won't tell you about airplane safety. Things that you'd actually want to know. Things that could save your life. Things that could mean the difference between staying alive... and dying. So, here now: five crazy ass things pilots will not tell you about airplane "safety."