public drunkenness

A disapproving witness reported "lewd acts" on the costumed creature, police said.
Just a few hours later, it's an entirely different story. But it's always a depressing shift. One friend told me of the Sunday
If I ever piss my pants because I'm too drunk, I would rather pass out in a dark, dank alley with rats eating my new nylons than go to another bar. This got me thinking about drinking, alcohol in general and how people act while under the influence.