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Can you spot the difference in the Duchess of Sussex's band?
I will say this -- if I am ever going to GET FAT AND NOT DRINK FOR NINE MONTHS, I think I'm deserving of a trip (via private jet) to my own tropical island stocked with vodka, nachos, puppies, and Sam Smith live serenading me the entire time.
A few times a month I hear from folks who ask me to promote a workshop on how to write your book in a weekend. Huh? Write