Can you spot the difference in the Duchess of Sussex's band?
"Too much? LOL!"
I will say this -- if I am ever going to GET FAT AND NOT DRINK FOR NINE MONTHS, I think I'm deserving of a trip (via private jet) to my own tropical island stocked with vodka, nachos, puppies, and Sam Smith live serenading me the entire time.
I highly recommend you start making a list of your dream "push" presents today. Whether you only have a rough outline or