raising toddlers

“I’ve been hearing a lot of scary stories about 2-year-olds.”
"I've taught this toddler to say 'please,' a word he thinks means 'I command you to do this.'"
Living with a toddler is kind of like living with a tiny drunk person.
Featuring crayon hoarding, confusing menu demands and more.
From sleeping in on weekends to having alone time in the bathroom.
If they're quiet, that means they're getting into something.