Red lobster

On giving up carbs, forgetting deodorant and taking being an introvert to a whole new level.
Watch the throne -- Red Lobster is on a come up!
That salad probably isn't the best thing on the menu.
Super Bowl 50 was a boring game. Most of its commercials were too. Like the poor guy in AstraZeneca's opioid-induced constipation ad, I kept longing for something truly big to happen, but I too was poop out of luck.