Rich Uncle Pennybags

Activist Amanda Werner steals the spotlight from Trump appointee Mick Mulvaney.
Public Justice activist Amanda Werner has returned to Capitol Hill dressed as Rich Uncle Pennybags, aka “Monopoly Man,” to protest acting Consumer Financial Protection Bureau director Mick Mulvaney.
The mascot's appearance was intended to raise awareness of forced arbitration.
Rather than write about the likes of Tim Pawlenty and his relative strengths over Rob Portman's budget experience... oh, sorry, I seem to have put myself to sleep there. The real choices aren't exciting to write about, so let's travel to the Land of Make-Believe instead, shall we?