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WEIRD NEWS
Woman Sees Donald Trump In Her Vegan Butter
By David Moye
You're fired, vegan butter.
WEIRD NEWS
It's Hard To Swallow But Man Sees 'Jesus' In Fuji Apple
By David Moye
That’s why we can look at a baseball cap and a fedora and know right away that both are hats, Voss said. Fu-Jesus may be