One whole pie to go, please.
Veterinary workers at a U.K. wildlife hospital said the bird was healthy but had a very "pungent" smell.
It's a wild story that involves a suitcase full of pepperoni, large incontinent birds and a heartfelt apology.
And no one stepped in to stop it.
He's not putting up with that bird-itude.
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