"We broke into the Capitol," said Dawn Bancroft in the selfie video. “We were looking for Nancy to shoot her in the friggin’ brain, but we didn’t find her.”
The 78-year-old praised the comedian's beauty but also said, "I do think my pool is a little bit prettier than yours."
The Albuquerque mom somehow filmed herself watching her future son-in-law ask fro her daughter's hand in marriage.
The former “Game of Thrones” star said she wants to have "a truthful human-to-human thing" with fans.
Washington rookie Dwayne Haskins said he "thought the game was over with already."
The woman climbed out of her balcony to pose for a picture. She ended up being removed from the ship at its next port of call.
"She is my new queen,” wrote one person on Twitter about a New Yorker who took the selfie game to a new level over the weekend.
"I am too busy with my life as it is," one no-nonsense woman says.
Apple Martin left a hilariously blunt message for her mom on Instagram.
The domestic goddess shares her favorite photo-editing app on social media.