And threatened to sue after waffling on the offer, forcing producers to go with someone else.

Oops.

This is real life, guys.

Who's game for a "Sharknado" marathon?!

Just take it from me, you really do have to post that first day of school photo. Just to keep us all from wondering where your kids are all day, so that everyone can go on with their lives without all that stress.

"Good luck with ‘Sharknado,’ and I hope you stay married."

We had two Democratic debates and one Republican debate last week. The GOP one was shocking -- because nobody said anything shocking! Yes, that's truly how far the Republicans have sunk -- to the Sherlockian level of the dog not snarling in the night being the big news.

After four decades in Hollywood, he's still just a regular guy.