"I had been hoping that he would have a full head of hair, and he really overdelivered," the talk show host said of his son.
"Daddy Daze" debuted on Father's Day.
Every afternoon, right around 5:47, I cry just a little bit. Mostly on the inside, but still...Nobody knows. Nobody sees. Except my dog, since that's when I walk him past the elementary school up the street and see all the parents rushing to pick up their kids from after-school care.
"I can't even remember what life was like before them."
"We do everything but leap tall buildings in a single bound. We are superheroes without capes."