For Glamour, by Lane Moore. Right off the bat, I want you to know that I totally get it. Right now the entire world is talking
A love story for the ages.
The grass is greener where you water it.
"Relationship status: Puts down a plus one on a wedding invitation for the extra plate of food."
No one can stand in the way of your travel plans! But ugh, if only you had someone to split the cost of a hotel room.
"When I think I'm winking, I'm actually just blinking."
Hate sleeping alone? Maybe you need a boyfriend arm pillow.
"Raise your hand if you accidentally dated someone for 9 months because you could easily share appetizers."
"Pooping with the door open. You'll never know a truer form of freedom."
There's a big difference between being on your own and being lonely.