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One customer says the snake feels "very pleasant" when it "pulsates" around her neck.
The two-foot-long pet has been missing since Monday night.
"Wessie" reportedly swam across the Presumpscot River after eating a large mammal.
It's the circle of life, man.
“I am not the most flexible person in the world, but I can guarantee you that my knees were up next to my ears."
“It’s still in my house, and I don’t know where it is," the unfortunate resident said of one stray reptile.
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