Just another Spears family outing.

My main challenge when interviewing "Magic Mike" Tyler, one half of the Australian duo behind the "The Naked Magic Show," was to stop laughing long enough to ask the necessary questions.

You see, I don't look like anything you are supposed to find conventionally beautiful, sexy, or even socially acceptable. I don't have a thigh gap. As a matter of fact, my thighs actually clap sometimes when I dance. I love this. My body comes with a built in cheering section. Bad. Ass.