Stupid 911 Calls
"My dad gave me a call and was just like, 'Your daughter just called the police on me!'"
An 82-year-old woman in Brown Deer, Wisconsin, is helping to keep the country safe from terrorists -- possibly. Police said
Police said the suspect thought he was calling a friend.
Alcohol may have been involved.
He told the police the woman "would not give him any ass."
911 is not a joke -- or for a smoke.
His troubles have escalated.
Police said the suspect admitted stealing a little red wagon.