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STUPID 911 CALLS
Two-Year-Old Girl Calls 911 For Help Putting On Pants
"My dad gave me a call and was just like, 'Your daughter just called the police on me!'"
Volusia County Jail
'Bored' Man Calls 911 To Talk About Hitler: Cops
This was 9-1-Dumb!
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Woman Reports Neighbors Who Scream 'ISIS Is Great' During Sex
An 82-year-old woman in Brown Deer, Wisconsin, is helping to keep the country safe from terrorists -- possibly. Police said
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Man Calls 911 When He Runs Out Of Rolling Papers, Police Say
Police said the suspect thought he was calling a friend.
Lake County Sheriff's Office
Florida Woman Calls 911 For Wings, Smokes, Police Say
Alcohol may have been involved.
Spartanburg County Jail
Man Calls 911 Saying Girlfriend Won't Have Sex With Him: Cops
He told the police the woman "would not give him any ass."
Fort Myers Police Dept.
91-DUMB: Woman Calls Cops To Gripe About Pot Dealer
911 is not a joke -- or for a smoke.
Laurel Police Dept.
Burglar Stuck On Elevator Forced To Call 911, Police Say
His troubles have escalated.
Hopkins County Jail
Burglary Suspect Calls 911 To Report Fire Hazard At Crime Scene
Police said the suspect admitted stealing a little red wagon.
Emergency Call: 'My Cat Ate My Bacon!'
It's a bacon catastrophe! A man in West Yorkshire, UK called 999 -- the British version of 911 -- with what he believed was
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Man Calls 911 To Get Air Conditioner Fixed, Police Say
A Pennsylvania man was apparently blowing hot air when he called 911 to get help with his air conditioner. Police in Indiana
Man Calls 911 To Resolve 3-Hour Standoff With Angry House Cat
"Yes," the man replied, later adding, "We cannot move. We cannot do anything. It's so aggressive and so mad." Somebody get
Florida Man Calls 911 To Brag About Muscles, Hit On Dispatcher: Police
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Family Run-Ins With Law Enforcement
Emily Nichols Grossi
Blogger, mom, cook, gardener, cat lady
Recently, I was cleaning my eight-year-old's room and came across troves of material from his policeman phase: heavy-duty handcuffs; badges; the hat; and photos taken with various law enforcement officers.
Jerome Clemons Burned House When Niece Refused 'Beer Run': Cops
He was taken to the hospital to be treated for second-degree burns. Like Us On Facebook | Follow Us On Twitter | Contact
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