Stupid 911 Calls

"My dad gave me a call and was just like, 'Your daughter just called the police on me!'"
An 82-year-old woman in Brown Deer, Wisconsin, is helping to keep the country safe from terrorists -- possibly. Police said
Police said the suspect thought he was calling a friend.
He told the police the woman "would not give him any ass."
Police said the suspect admitted stealing a little red wagon.
It's a bacon catastrophe! A man in West Yorkshire, UK called 999 -- the British version of 911 -- with what he believed was