The Playroom

Living with a toddler is kind of like living with a tiny drunk person.
"You can't nap here. You need to go to your bed."
Come September, forget what you once enjoyed in your free time. You like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain? That's nice, dear, but no one cares.
"If I can be nice I think all of us can be nice, too."
"Love and respect erode a lot of difficult walls."
"Mama's done playing games and being a doormat."