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This Song Goes out To All The Parents Who Just Want To Have Sex

“Scooby Dooby Do me. Pork my Peppa Pig."
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17 F'ed Up Things Kids Have Actually Done

Believe us when we tell you that there are many other parents out there with kids waaaay more f'ed up than yours. Want proof? Here are 17 anonymous submissions from parents who gladly wrote down "The Most F-Ed Up Thing My Kid Has Done."
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