The reality TV alum and her boyfriend were beaten and bound in their New Jersey home.

It's apparently happening.

When you think about it the condition of first non-being, preceding existence and then death for those creatures lucky or unlucky enough to have emerged into existence is a more accurate description of the disposition of organic matter than so-called "living" which is only a flash in the pan.

Having followed the Bravo Housewife machine for years, I as charter member of a vast, guilty pleasure-pleading demographic have stayed tuned as a group of golden ticket holders and their familial/romantic sidekicks have skyrocketed to classically superficial fame & fortune as only the media + its masses can offer.

Its been nearly three months since Teresa Giudice reported to the Danbury Connecticut federal correctional facility, and the family opened up about just how much has changed.