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And just like that pesky herpes flare-up that your friend claims she got from "sharing drinks in college," the reunion is back!
There's an old saying that goes "you can't get blood from a stone ... and you can't get a two-part reunion out of happiness and smiles."
Annnd we're back at the aptly named Moxie Salon ("a force of character, determination or nerve") where Teresa is summoning all of hers to shut Penny down. "You wanted to destroy [Melissa], not me," Penny reiterates.
We open with Melissa and Joe in the bathroom, which is a fitting setting for all the sh-- they're talking. They've got a really bad taste in their mouths -- and this time, it's actually not from the self-tanner they ingest.
Though Teresa obviously orchestrated a hot mess of rumors and lies, Penny says that it's all over now. "She asked me to squash it" she says seriously, as if this is her day job and she's handing in her final report.
On the last night of the trip, alcohol (the ultimate therapist) helps convince the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" gang that they had a great time.
The group is off to their "horse healing." I'm picturing a pony dressed up in a saucy Dr. Quinn Medicine Stallion outfit, but the session is a lot less sexy.
Seeing the New Jersey "Housewives" playing nice feels like déjà vu all over again.
Kathy Wakile and Melissa Gorga join Alicia to discuss divorce rumors and the dreaded "Housewives Divorce Curse"
Melissa Gorga from "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" joins HuffPost Live to discuss her sex life, and how it has helped her marriage.