things kids say
"My 5 year old just referred to the drink menu as a 'beer magazine' and that's what I'm calling it from now on."
"My kid just learned 'uh oh spaghettios' but he keeps forgetting and is yelling 'oh no noodles' instead"
Here are some purely innocent and earnest gems from LittleHoots.
Why, Claire? Why?
"These ones are Guinea pigs, and these are hipsters."
"I love you with all my butt."
"Kids say the darndest things" may be a cliché, but it's also totally true.