Nice try Tiger, but it won't work. Simply gazing into the eye of a lone camera, taking no questions from reporters, and dropping a hint that he'll return to golf won't buy forgiveness or peace.

What could have possibly possessed a young billionaire with the world at his feet to rely on the loyalty of a cocktail waitress to protect his personal and professional domain?

When you are a major celebrity who messes up -- especially in the sexual area -- it should be mandatory that you lose the right to use your "stage name" or whatever glorified nickname you have invented for yourself.

Where to begin on the Tiger Woods fiasco? Finally, something the control freak couldn't control. He should have pulled a "Letterman."