The Octavia Butler novel is ripe for an on-screen adaptation. But attempts to modernize the story for TV fall flat.
The driver, Thomas W. Lee, also claimed he stole a car for the chase because he "was tired of walking."
After delivering his message, Bryant Johnson was charged with public intoxication.
And his mentor is a man named "Don."
Panhandling just went sci-fi.
Here are some of the other, other outsider candidates running for president.
They didn't have Wi-Fi in 100 BC.
Baba Vanga, a blind Bulgarian seer, is said to have gained the ability to predict the future when she lost her eyesight. Believers say before she died in 1996, she correctly predicted The Kursk Nuclear Submarine Disaster, Global Warming, 9/11 and many more events.
Where this man was going, he didn't need roads.
"Probably overcompensating for his small future penis."