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Epic fail or strange success? When it comes to a recent (and bizarre) alleged bank robbery, it all depends on whom you ask. Clackamas County sheriff's deputies, for example, might be more inclined to classify Timothy Dean Alsip's alleged robbery attempt last Friday a failure.
(Hat tip, MSN) According to The Oregonian, Alsip told officers he had "robbed" the bank in order to receive medical care