It will also send secret messages to your breakfast-eating friends.

This man is the Michelangelo of toast.

Too real.

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Depending on how fast you want your toast to cook and how dark you want it to be, you can adjust the temperature of your

What's more delicious than a freshly baked loaf of bread? It's comfort in food form, perfuming the air with an intoxicating, yeasty aroma we love. Perfect for topping, tearing, slathering with butter or dunking into a dip, here are 20 breads, bagels and toasts from restaurants around the country that are great for sharing with friends or mopping up your entree's leftover sauce:

When I was 3 years old, I knew my ABCs. Unfortunately, I didn't learn the rest of the alphabet until I was in high school.

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These five steps will enable you to offer an eloquent toast on any occasion, and ensure that you are appreciated for having had the courage to stand up and express what others may have thought....but only you put into words.

We pored over manuals and talked to experts to find out the mistakes we all make -- and how to achieve toast nirvana.