We pored over manuals and talked to experts to find out the mistakes we all make -- and how to achieve toast nirvana.
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Inanimate objects are out to get me. I can deal with human beings, either by ignoring them or by telling them such dumb jokes that they ignore me. But machines have me baffled.
Toaster ovens are reserved for only toasting bread, right?
There is a whole host of technology, big and small, that I rely on to get through my daily routine both alive and unscathed.
So... we suppose all you other toaster innovators can just go home now.
The clip -- which was rediscovered by viral video-seeking Internet users over the weekend (see: Fark) -- captures a priceless
These toaster concepts aren't that far from being a reality.