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Accused Hit-And-Run Driver Caught On Video Running Over Own Leg

The truck rolled over his leg and crashed into a nearby house
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Woman Blames DWI On Trump Victory, Police Say

The suspect allegedly told officers: “I am upset over the outcome of the election and you should let me go home.”
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Shetland Pony Breaks Into Pub, Starts Drinking From Beer Glasses

"Perhaps it was only looking for a little 'horse-pitality.'"
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Chastity Belt Makes DUI Arrest A Little More Complicated

Officers quickly realized it wasn't going to be a typical DUI stop.
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Man Allegedly Strips Naked, Poops On Grocery Store Scanner

Spoiler alert: Alcohol may have been involved.
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Man Shoots Up Bathroom When Occupant Takes Too Long, Police Say

He seemed a little flushed.
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Drunk Driving Suspect Allegedly Confuses Catering Truck For Own Car

Police say she said she didn't notice her car had apparently become a truck.
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This Accused Drunk Driver's BAC Was Allegedly High Enough To Kill Some People

The suspect's two kids were also in the car.
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Man Blames 10th Drunk Driving Charge On Beer-Battered Fish

You have to eat a lot of beer batter to have a .062 blood-alcohol level.
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Bikini Granny Busted AGAIN

She wasn't supposed to drink for a year.
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