"what doesn’t kill you makes you kind of nervous for the rest of your life."

"Really rooting for the tab I have open about how to strengthen your hip flexors. Hope your time comes, babe."

"Anything can be an UFO if you’re not very curious"

"Can I please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life."

"every time I feel bad about how I look in an iPhone photo I remind myself what these cameras do to my girl the moon"

"are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up"