"She mainly wants to work on animals but she feels like I'm pretty similar these days," Teigen wrote of her 4-year-old.

"It has so much energy — that’s why I’m puking every day.”

One doctor had the gall to call me a “geriatric mother.” I wanted to punch him in his kidney. I think he could tell, because he followed up with, “I know it sounds strange, but that’s what they call it.”