I don't know why USC wouldn't welcome the opportunity to come clean -- as they have with these 13 overlooked assaults -- and set an example for other campuses in taking responsibility for their students' safety and sexual health.

Last week the internet exploded with the announcement that Playboy had re-invented its party school list to create the 2013 "Top Ten Party Commandments: The Ultimate Guide to a Consensual Good Time." It was all an elaborate hoax plotted to promote consent on college campuses.