The close race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump has stymied everyone with a rational brain. How could a human cheese doodle with anger issues possibly be this close to the presidency? Dark magic.
Donald Trump has now officially selected Mike Pence for his running mate. This means it'll be a Trump/Pence ticket. Create your own humorous talking point around this matchup.
Look, I'm not saying that Trumpdemort is not a formidable opponent. He is crafty. He's been at this for a while. And he has hordes of Death Eaters at his back. But if we band together in this Order of the (Political) Phoenix, we have a chance.
The similarities between Donald Trump and Voldemort are undeniable. We look at how Harry Potter characters would fight Trump in the Muggle world.
It's the only thing that DOES make sense.
It's not funny anymore -- it's getting closer and closer to becoming reality. Donald Trump, leader of the Republican Party. Deal with it, everyone.
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