Weapon Of Choice
Some say the thief isn't a very good ninja, since he was seen on camera.
He apparently didn't read the part that says, "Thou shalt not steal."
Alcohol may have been involved.
He tried to pass it off as a gun, but at least one potential victim didn't fall for it.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"I just went into protection mode. "Ladies say 'mama bear,' but it was 'papa bear' here."
Talk about being pissed off.
Damages are running as much as $1,000 per car.
And that dark sweater looks like a tactical vest.
The suspect told police he keeps a bowl of urine on hand for self-defense reasons.
There were also 10 bullets in the fake Good Book.