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Introducing "Trade Daddy" Chen Biao, your new favorite "Weekend Update" guest.
“I’m going to tell them the same thing my grandson told me when he took me to 'Avengers: Infinity War’ — 'This ain’t for you.'"
"You can’t control women because, I don’t know if y’all heard, but women are the same as humans," she fumes on "Saturday Night Live."
In "Pirro's" drinking game, she takes a swig every time Donald Trump ignores a congressional subpoena.
Mother’s Day procrastinators, it’s going to be hard to top this.
Crazy speech was like the Gettysburg Address for the Florida Panhandle, quips Jost on "Saturday Night Live."
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Emma Thompson translate mother lingo, and Pete Davidson introduces his mom on "Weekend Update."
The character gives a heads up to Biden: "To win White House you need to bang porn star-o."
The “Weekend Update” co-anchor called the critic a “mediocre ass white dude” after his op-ed called Jost the show’s “most despised cast member.”
Trump "smells like steak and complimentary bathroom cologne," percolating "Pirro" tells Colin Jost.
The "Saturday Night Live" comedian equated the church's sex abuse scandal with the singer's in a "Weekend Update" bit.
He also defended the age gap between him and his new girlfriend, Kate Beckinsale.
Firing is just "conscious unemploying," she informs Heidi Gardner's character on "Weekend Update."
Colin Jost mocks president's flag-hug as something mentally challenged Lennie in Steinbeck's novel "Of Mice and Men" would do.
The "Weekend Update" co-anchor also confesses he's tired of making jokes about Donald Trump.
“Y’all are BuzzFeed. You do memes and lists," said Michael Che.
More than a month after his alarming Instagram post, the comedian made a joke about suicide that divided Twitter users.
The 2020 presidential candidate told the "Weekend Update" desk she knows she's not likable.
The "Weekend Update" co-anchor sings the praises of the bidet for nearly 3 minutes.
"My boss tweeted it so it's real," insists "intern" Cecily Strong.