weird gifts

There's something weird for everyone in our annual holiday gift guide. Who wouldn't love musical toilet paper or cellphone-shaped cheese?
Your guide to everything from personalized beef jerky greeting cards to venison-flavored whiskey to an Honest Abe hat made for a dog.
Rubber chickens, chocolate hummus and bongs shaped like sex organs: Who says romance is dead?
If it’s the thought that counts, these wacky holiday gifts say without hesitation: “I think you’re weird.”
There's something for every pop, including merman tails, marijuana vending machines and, of course, preserved racehorse poop.
Your valentine will surely get a "heart on" for a candle that says "You Rock!" or a lifesize sex doll of porn star Korina Kova.
Ugly sweaters? Check. Cat sunglasses? You bet! And, of course, everyone needs a Death Star toaster.
If your Valentine doesn't want a 6-foot gummy cobra, or a purse shaped like a bloody butcher knife, you don't want them in your life.
You'll be the star of your next white elephant party.
Who wants a flame thrower? What about a Vladimir Putin scratching pole for your cat?
A Donald Trump-themed dog poo bag might just make them (and you) feel better.
Weird Dads deserve better than a normal gift.
Check out the Weird News Mother's Day Gift Guide
Your Valentine wants a pink gun purse and pizza slice pasties -- trust us!