The perfect response to being stood up.
No, no, no, no. 😡 😡 😡
“I probably won’t answer your message but the validation that strangers on the Internet think I’m pretty feels nice."
After hearing their stories, struggles and plight in search of a decent man I thought I'd help them out. So here are some
Hint: It has nothing to do with picking a cute outfit.
Online dating taught me more about myself than it did about men.
If you are single after fifty and still have dreams of meeting the one what options do you have? Online is the future my lad! Bah humbug I say! Never in a million years did I believe you would catch me online trolling for a date.
The final product is both poignant and funny, pointing out how ridiculous a question like "What's your ethnicity?" is when
The Wahhh, I Want Him Back Phase... I miss him. I want him back. I stress about our forgone actual plans. We were going to try that new risotto recipe. We have tickets to the Red Sox game next month. He was going to be my plus one at my cousin's wedding.
Pulling an all-nighter for a hot date with MS Word and an avalanche of scribbled paperwork is much more lucrative than a sweaty session on your black satin sheets. Sorry, but not sorry.