Zeppo Marx

Stoliar's storied tenure as Groucho Marx's secretary is tempered with highs and lows, bookended by the psychotic Erin Fleming -- Groucho's young and mercurial life manager and companion who hitched her wagon to the star in his declining years.
My green thumb is really a fungus. That's why, under my tender care, the lawn looks like it was manicured with a flamethrower.