Funniest Tweets From Women

"The key to looking amazing is looking like s**t most of the time so it’s more of a surprise"
"The Bachelor, but everyone eliminated is taken out Willy Wonka style."
"What if f. scott fitzgerald came back up to earth and said 'it’s pronounced jatsby' and left."
"'Maybe he lived somehow.'— me when a character is very very obviously dead"
"CDC said I don’t have to wear a bra ever again either."
"Imagine ur reading a breakup text on ur Apple Watch lol."
"Dr. Pepper is a woman but y’all not ready for that conversation yet"
"I do skincare but my skin doesn’t care."
"'model is 5'11 and wears size S' okay??? what does that have to do with me."
"I can’t wait to refuse my first hug."