Funniest Tweets From Women

"Why is walking to the bathroom in a restaurant so embarrassing"
"That’s my emotional support months long opened Google chrome tab"
"In England 'booster shot' is spelled 'borchestershire shot'"
"i’m gonna be unstoppable once i figure out what my whole deal is"
"Rotisserie chicken wakes up the primal huntress in me."
"Excuse me while I overthink this and get back to you."
"sorry I’m late, my cat and I were exchanging slow blinks"
"When fleetwood mac said 'don’t stop thinkin’ about tomorrow' i felt that because i have anxiety."
"On one hand I want to live in the middle of nowhere, but on the other hand I need to buy a $7 iced oat milk latte every morning."