Funniest Tweets From Women

"I miss my friends but also absolutely do not remember who they are or what they look like."
"I’m so sick of all these men on the street telling me to smize."
"Honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner."
"Somebody said they accidentally screamed 'Jesus' at a protest when they said 'say his name.'"
"I don’t hold grudges. I just choose to permanently like people less."
"I admire how when babies don't want to hold something anymore, they just drop it."
"For once, I’d just like to spiral into control."
"LMNOP is truly the party zone of the alphabet."
"Lately I've been ordering stuff online just to give me a will to live for 4-7 business days."