Funniest Tweets From Women
"I don’t hold grudges. I just choose to permanently like people less."
"Man I miss precedented times."
"I admire how when babies don't want to hold something anymore, they just drop it."
"For once, I’d just like to spiral into control."
"LMNOP is truly the party zone of the alphabet."
"Lately I've been ordering stuff online just to give me a will to live for 4-7 business days."
"Watching Trolls 2 while having a daytime margarita is something I would’ve been doing regardless of Covid."
"Joining Houseparty just taught me a valuable lesson about deleting old contacts."
"Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin’s Wario."
"I now understand why retired people eat dinner so early."