Tweets Of The Week

"Honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner."
"I admire how when babies don't want to hold something anymore, they just drop it."
"For once, I’d just like to spiral into control."
"Nobody cares more about proper hydration than a kid who’s just been kissed goodnight."
"LMNOP is truly the party zone of the alphabet."
"Lately I've been ordering stuff online just to give me a will to live for 4-7 business days."
"Please say a prayer for my 8 year old son, he has to write 4 sentences."
"Watching Trolls 2 while having a daytime margarita is something I would’ve been doing regardless of Covid."
"Kids shouldn’t be allowed to lose teeth during quarantine."